Like we know, there is only one Third Woman , but like any artistic type she allows her mind to roam. Sometimes she settles for a while in the body of another just to see what the world is like from that angle. In the pounding , insistent groove of "USER FRIENDLY", she plays the part of a city office worker, sitting on a tram and watching in horror as a junkie in a shell suit walks down the aisle toward her,
"Oh god,he’s coming straight for me!
like I have just come into view
becoming visible only when
he needed an ear to piss in"
She watches him stop midway and have a quick nod off, quietly appreciating his abilitiy to keep functioning,
"gravity is kicking his ass
he repels it’s insistent pull
like Nureyev , he don't fall over...."
Still, she wonders why she is proving to be so attractive to such a fellow,
"User friendly, I’m in his stare
User friendly, he ain’t goin nowhere
Old spice and headlice you can photograph
My lifes in crisis since I crossed his path"
lyrics
Oh god,he’s coming straight for me!
like i have just come into view
becoming visible only when
he needed an ear to piss in
balancing on the footpath
resplendent in a shell suit
All of a sudden I’m interesting
there’s no going back,I’m finished
No God No!What did I do?
my private space has been invaded
gravity is kicking his ass
he repels it’s insistent pull
I’m getting off the tram
he’s singing help me if you can
It’s like he’s Amish,he’ll never know that I’m thinking he’s a weirdo
User friendly I’m in his stare
User friendly he ain’t goin nowhere
User friendly
Old spice and headlice you can photograph
My lifes in crisis since I crossed his path
I’m getting off the tram
he’s singing help me if you can
It’s like he’s Amish,he’ll never know that I’m thinking he’s a weirdo
Like Nureyev,he don’t fall over
he gracefully bows and resumes his pose
User friendly I’m in his stare
User friendly he ain’t goin nowhere
credits
from the third woman,
released August 14, 2014
clare moore, keys, drums, sequencing, vocals.
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