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yes! fat chicks

from the third woman by clare moore

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The closing track on "the Third woman" is there because it can be nowhere else. Nothing could follow "YES!FAT CHICKS" Like something from a musical written by John Waters and Germaine Greer, this is almost a mini opera. Two predatory, lusty woman, an open road , fast cars, a traffic cop and a car load of suburban P Plate driving losers. We need to hear the rest of this movie!

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(Over Intro)......V8 engine at the lights,rumbling.
Fat chicks,”over here sonny,what’s with the bumper sticker?”
P Platers,”Why,who’s askin?”
Fat chicks,”Only your worst nightmare,boys!YES!FAT CHICKS!!!!!!”(laughter)
Cars speed off,the fat chicks are heard,yelling at the P Plater.
FC1 “Hey,Dolores,this ones not so bad!”
FC2: “Quite rootable,really”.
Both:”How about your number,Leonardo,we might like to strap you on sometime!”
On the road,there’s no place you can hide
when you are so young,but yet,you’re so square
freewheelin hipsters are what you will be
when you surrender to my ample chassis
V8 roars up...
P Plater:”Oh god!I thought we'd lost them!”
FC2:Tryin to escape eh,kiddos?Tell ‘em Lydia.”
FC1:”There is no escape,boys!”
(In southern accent)”Us broads are gonna have us some P plater ass!”
On the road, there’s no place you can hide
when you are so young ,but yet,you’re so square
freewheelin hipsters,you will be
when you surrender to my ample chassis

Cop sirens wail.....
Bike Cop:”Do you realise you were doing 150 in an 80 zone?Your licence is going straight back to the Weeties packet.”
P Plater:”But,didn't you see those chicks?They were full on bulk comin on to us ,man!We wouldn’t have had a chance!”
Bike cop:”Yeah,and I bet they were stacked like Monroe,too!”
P Platers:”Yes!Fat chicks!”
On the road, there’s no place you can hide
when you are so young ,but yet,you’re so square
freewheelin hipsters,you will be
when you surrender to my ample chassis
Sound of Fat Chicks ,laughing maniacally,
FC1:”Dolores,did you see the look on their faces!”
FC2:”I do hope we didn’t scare them too much!”(both laugh maniacally)
FC1:”Hey,there goes another one,shall we?”
FC2:”Oh yes,lets do!”

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from the third woman, released August 14, 2014
clare moore- drums, keys, sequencing , vocals
valentina Levkoviicz, character vocal
adam rhodes, character vocal

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clare moore Melbourne, Australia

Clare Moore played with the Moodists from 1978 to 1986. Then played with the Dave Graney and White Buffaloes/Coral Snakes from 1987-1997.

She currently in THE DAMES and with dave graney and the mistLY.

She also plays in Harry Howard and the NDEand the Ukeladies.

In 2013 she released THE DAMES The album was mixed by legendary UK musician Barry Adamson. ... more

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